This bag for drawing the respect of your coworkers should be carried in your pocket or pinned inside your clothes every time you are working.  It is intended to enhance the level of respect you are given, increase your confidence, provide job security, and generally make people feel happier when they are in your presence. Might make gettin a raise easier cus your boss will feel more comfortable with you around as well. As always they have to be fed. 

I will include a bottle of happiness oil with it, it should last a while because only a few drops are needed.