Fully grown Mountain Troll

This is a fully grown mountain troll, he is 25 ft 9 inches, and weighs a little over a ton *small for a troll really* but considering he is gaining weight, he's good. He is sweet and kind until you piss him off. Then all the things you have heard about trolls will come to life all the danger and threats and other such things. You have been warned. He likes tea cakes and coffee and can turn into a mountain to hide. Oh yeah, he is very much alive.