Ode da DNA, satan that is

This will, albeit it may be painful, forcefully splice the DNA of satan into you. I say painful because his is the DNA of an immortal and humans are not meant to be immortal anymore. This is not going to feel good at all, after you may have after-effects like nausea, pain, horrid headaches. but they won't last long.  You have to know this is what you want before you decide to play with this.