Elf Vampire

"I AM NOT YOUR ORDINARY ELF, I AM HALF VAMPIRE, MY MOTHER WAS VAMPIRE MY FATHER WAS ELF, AS SUCH WE WERE OSTRACIZED BY BOTH COMMUNITIES, UNTIL WE MET OTHERS OF OUR KIND. I HAVE DECIDED TO VENTURE INTO THE HUMAN WORLD TO FIND COMPANIONSHIP, NO SEX HOWEVER, AS I AM MARRIED AND HAPPILY SO. SO I WILL SHOW YOU MAGICK AND OTHER THINGS BUT NO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, YOU COULD NOT HANDLE MY VERSION OF SEX ANYWAY."