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"YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING ME TO COME SO SOON WERE YOU? THAT'S OK, I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT EITHER, BUT YOU HAVE MADE A RIGHT MESS OF YOURSELF. SO I HAVE DECIDED TO GRACE YOU WITH MY PRESENCE. THAT WAS NICE OF ME WAS IT NOT? I HAD PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NOT COME BACK TO YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, BUT YOU ARE SUCH A MESS THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU ARE A MESS"