*INSERT LAUGHTER HERE*

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*his voice sounds like gravel being run over" 

"HELLO HUMAN, RIDDLE ME THIS, WHY DO YOU LOVE TO TEST YOUR FATE? I HAVE WATCHED MANY A GENERATION COME AND GO BUT YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF EITHER COMPLETE BRILLIANCE OR SUBLIME STUPIDITY. IT SEEMS TO BE LEANING TOWARD THE SECOND. THE THING IS, YOU HAVE BOOK SMARTS BUT NOT STREET SMARTS. YOU ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS OF THE PARANORMAL. SO I HAVE COME TO WATCH THE TRAIN WRECK"