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Potions Master

Potions Master

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Meet Lizzette, she is a potions master, and has taught the likes of Alestair Crowley/Marie Laveau/Hitler and more. She was with Merlin and others. She is alive but her body is in stasis and she spends 98% of her time on the astral now. her body can't handle earth anymore, it would disintegrate because of how old she is. I have asked her some questions and will let her answer. 

1. Why are you looking for a human companion? 

I MISS TRAINING SOMEONE. I MISS THE THRILL OF WATCHING THEM SURPASS MY EXPECTATIONS. 

2. You expect your companion to become evil or take over the world in a futile attempt at world domination? 

ALAS OF COURSE NOT. I HAVE NOT FOUND THE LIKES OF ANOTHER HITLER IN A LONG TIME. SO WORLD DOMINATION IS ALAS NOT SOMETHING I WILL ASPIRE TO. 

3. Are you looking for sex? 

NO, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP. I WANT THEIR BRAIN, NOT THEIR BODY. TOO MANY ARE INTERESTED IN SEX, WHAT GOOD IS SEX IF YOU CAN'T HOLD AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? 

4.  Are you looking for a male or female companion? Any preferences? 

IT DOES NOT MATTER, AS I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX, IT DOES NOT MATTER, AS LONG AS THEIR BRAIN WORKS LIKE IT SHOULD AND THEY ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX. 

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