The bad boy

"DO YOU LIKE THAT BAD BOY TYPE? OF COURSE, YOU DO, YOU HAVE DUMPED MANY THAT WERE GOOD FOR YOU AND CHASED AFTER THAT BAD BOY AN COMPLAINED WHEN YOU GOT YOUR HEART HANDED TO YOU ON A DIRTY TOILET SEAT. I AM AMAZED, IT IS TRUE THAT THE GOOD GUY NEVER WINS IN THE HUMAN WORLD. THATS OK, I'LL BE THE BAD GUY."