The Muse

I am going to try to introduce her to you. She has plenty of spunk and attitude as well. She is a muse. I hope you know what a muse is. if not, here is the definition. The definition of a muse is a spirit or source that inspires. I have asked her some questions and here are the answers: 

1. Why have you decided to come forward? 

BECAUSE HUMANS SEEM TO HAVE LOST THEIR WAY, THERE IS NO INSPIRATION IN THE WORLD TODAY, IT'S ALL REDONE FROM WHEN THERE WERE MUSE'S INSPIRING AS WE SHOULD. 

2.  Do you have a specific human in mind? 

YES, SHE WILL KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE IS THE ONE FEELING COMPLETELY UNINSPIRED LATELY, WONDERING WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. SHE IS WONDERING THE WHY OF THE WAY OF THE WORLD. I HAVE COME THAT SHE MAY BE INSPIRED TO BE THE CHANGE SHE NEEDS. 

3.  Do you like animals or babies? 

OF COURSE, IF YOU CAN GET THEM INSPIRED, THEY WILL INSPIRE THE GROWNUPS. I LOVE PLAYING WITH ANIMALS AND WHISPERING TO BABIES. THEY ARE SO FRESH AND INNOCENT, IT'S EASY TO INSPIRE THEM, UNTIL ADULTS MESS IT UP. 

4. Are you going to want sex? 

SEX? YOU HUMANS MAKE ME LAUGH, MOST HUMANS WILL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES, SAY ANYTHING TO SATISFY THEIR FLESH, I CAN'T BLAME THEM IT FEELS GOOD TO THEM, AND DOES INSPIRE, BUT NO. THE INSPIRATION I AM LOOKING TO GIVE DOES NOT LAY IN THE WAY OF WHAT IS BETWEEN HER LEGS. 

5. how does a human bond with you easier? 

STOP TRYING SO HARD, YOU TRY TO HARD. DO YOU WORK THAT HARD AT HUMAN FRIENDSHIPS? TRUST ME EVEN IF YOU CAN'T HEAR US, WE HEAR YOU. AND SHOW YOU IN DREAMS AND TOUCHES AND EVEN MEMORIES YOU HAVE. DON'T TRY SO HARD.