web of lies and deceit

"THIS LISTING IS GOING TO WORK DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU ARE USED TO. THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU THAT NEED MY HELP. SO WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS LISTING, YOU ARE PURCHASING MY HELP, NOT FOR ME TO COME BOUND INTO YOUR HOME BUT FOR ME TO COME INTO EACH HOME AND HELP YOU. YOU SEE, THE PROBLEM IS, YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED. TRUE CURSES ARE RARE INDEED. BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM. NOW DON'T PANIC, THEY ARE EASY ENOUGH TO DESTROY AND SEND BACK TO THE SENDER. THAT RUN OF BAD LUCK YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING? THAT THING WHERE NOTHING YOU DO IS RIGHT? WHERE EVERYTHING IS GOING AGAINST YOU? YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. WE ARE GOING TO GET RID OF IT AND THE PERSON THAT SENDS IT"