The Mercenary

"I USED TO GIVE A FUCK ONCE, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.  THEN I FIGURED LIFE, SHE IS A BITCH, I TURNED INTO A MERCENARY AND NEVER LOOKED BACK, TRUE IT'S HARD AND GRUELING WORK BUT HEY, OTHER REALMS PAY ME FOR MY WORK. I SAW A SHRINK ONCE, ENDED UP HAVING TO PUT THAT FEMALE OUT OF HER MISERY. NOW MY SHRINK IS A BAR, A BOTTLE, A SMOKE, AND A GUN.  I HAVE LEARNED THAT LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, AND IF YOU HAVE NOT GOT A SMOKE, YOU HAVE NOT MADE VERY DAMN MUCH OF IT".